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partlystarsmostlyvoid:

rootworkn:

lareinaana:

They say “don’t play the race card” as they lay out their WHITE SILENCE LIMITED EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC DECK across the table.

LMFAOOOOO

*plays the Blue-Eyed White Misogyny card* *follows up with Reverse Racism trap card* *negates your Dark Magician with a We Have It Hard Too defense +3000*
Black Out

bewarethedeadfeartheliving:

Prompt: Beth has an obsession with the V of Daryl’s hips and likes to mark it with her teeth. Luckily for her it’s an extremely sensitive area for our dearest Daryl so he may come so hard he blacks out for a second.  

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so he may come so hard he blacks out for a second.

so he may come so hard he blacks out for a second.

so he may come so hard he blacks out for a second

liquidglue:

when u accidentally press send before ur finished typing 

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mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

This explains everything

Kid:  Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:  Are you 18?
Kid:  It's okay, they're a metaphor.